weekend seolah² mencemburui gua

gua v/s weekend

wiken bulan nih mmg xsebulu dgn gua...3 weeks earlier, sik wedding kazen la...kwn la..
this 2 weeks plak gua maseh demam+batuk lg...aiseh...mmg gua xjejak subang la this week..caki ajak futsal kt HTO pon gua xleh join.semput den..bandar Klang pon gua xcecah..paling jawoh gua lepak sec 7 saklam...15km jawoh dr umah gua...

wiken...every wiken wa dok sorg kt umah...mmg adik beradik wa ramai...tp msg² ade hal sendiri

nyah&hubby kt selayang
caki kalau x keje, study @ lepak ngan member die..arini die lepak ngan J
Cik&hubby blk kg derang
Su kt UM
Adik kt Melaka...

gua la sorg²...adap pc...blog hoping, chat ngan inchi JB every week sbb xleh nk ngedate...xde xtvt lain...

or else, have to attend wedding...
shafa lak dtg tp gua xleh entertain die...


**gaji gua bulan lepas xmasok lg, giler ah..hidop da mcm parasit...sebulan wa kekeringan...tu yg gua dendam membara kt ex financial derektor gua..die kate nk masokkan this month..plus construction sane sini..wat jln jem jer...depan umah gua lak tuh...kalau kuar, xblk² la jawabnye...lgpon cuace xmenetu...kang demam wa ditag sebulan plak...ape kes kn?

selamat hari cikgu buat kalai kedua...bile eh??

mase gua darjah 6...kelas gua xsame ngan caki n Suya...ok..ef why ai...Suya ni gua kenal dr darjah satu..same gak ngan Syuhada...tp..mase darjah 6...Suya n caki satu kelas manakala gua n syuhada di asingkan...mungkin kerana gua terlalu kiut utk sekelas ngan caki n Suya...derang kelas ngan aizam yg xkiut tp gelap tuh...(tp menjadi kegilaan budak² pompuan lain...gua x ske mamat tuh...)

tapi(byk tol tapi)..kami berkongsi cikgu english yg same...

she's so tall!!black!!&scary....her name is Cecilia...ye..mcm name toyota Cilica kn?

perghhhhhh...mase memule igt kn ok...she's an indian...u better jgn carik pasal dgn die..kalau grading lu olang drop alamatnye...ayat die adelah:

"SLAP YOUR FACE!!!"
"HARDER!!!"
"YOU WANT ME TO SLAP YOUR FACE??"

jgn sampai die nk slap ko nyer face...
cara² menslap your face ialah:
tampar muke anda, sekuat hati..menggunakan kedua belah tapak tangan...

kalau xkuat....die anytime leh tolong tamparkn

secara defaultnye..kelas tuh da jd kelas seram beb
mmgla bukan degawan ataupon pontianak harum sundal mlm mahupon sundel bolong yg mengajar kami

tp si Cecilia nih...
ape taknye...bile salah sket jer mesti kene tampar diri sendiri

pasal tuh la sapai skang gua x pandai ckp inggeris...Kikuri..tolong ajarkan...

ckp German gua tere la...anytime...

**dulu² mane nk repot kt TV cikgu tampar anak murid...skang jer..kalau murid tampor cikgu leh masuk TV. parents gua pon OK bile gua ckp gua kene tampor ngan cikgu...haish!

dgn lafaz Bismillahirrahmanirrahim, gua jawab tag siri 3

Do you like your hand-writing:
xske..sbb terlalu seni!

Are your toe nails painted:
nop...kalau nk kene sepak ngan Pak Mail...berani la!!

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:
ma bed...my room...
eben dowh cam hell...
tp gelap die...perghhhhhhhhh
suya&caki...sile expalin...kikiki
(dlm erti kate lain...xde katil owang lain la..katil gua jer)

What color shirt are you wearing now:
yellow!

Are you a friendly person:
depends..selalu dgn Ular sawa..xkn gua nk friendly gak...

Do you have any pets:
wonderpet!!
Pola Bear
Duyong


Do you sleep with the TV on:
neber...

What are you doing right now:
panjat bulan (irrelevant q!!)

Can you handle the truth:
the truth is out there...
ask there la whether i can handle truth or not??

Are you closer to your mother or father:
mother...
mama...♫mama ur d queen of my heart...


Do you eat healthy:
tidak!!melamine, fat, calories...sugar...gua taram!

Are you confident:
depends..kalau gua yakin gua tipu...gua tipu kan ajer...

5 things I was doing 10 years ago.. :
baru abes Tadika...mude kan gua???

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
do nuting!!!
xpon kire duit yg gua ade la..
gua kn berkire..
so kire jer la..

5 places I’ve lived/living:
London, Shah Alam, Pos Dipang, Klang, Paris

T A M M A T

**phew, abes satu tag...byk gle

dgn lafaz Bismillahirrahmanirrahim, gua jawab tag siri 2

Ever had…

Chicken pox:
Mem kate dah

Sore throat:
now..hukhukhuk...dgr x sore garau gua???

Stitches:
x

Broken nose:
waaaaaaaaa....tidak!!!!!!!!

Do you…Believe in love at first sight :
x..gua ade bersight sight...side burn jer tade..
tya la abang Ally...
I malu la...(wink wink...)

Who was/were…The last person you danced with:
Suya...get me bodied..muahahha..giler beyonce!!
ooo yeah bebeh!!

Last made you smile:
mkn la....pergh...auto seyum gua napak makanan...

Today did you…Talk to someone you like:
he likes me okey..
abang Ally...sile la jawab..i malu la...(sambil megelipkan mate)

Get sick:
batux..uhuk uhuk uhuk

Miss someone:
my adik, n kakak..my besfwensssssssss yg ramai..
ally...

Did you ever…Kissed anyone:
parents

Talk to an ex:
x...abg Ally xkasik!

Miss your ex:
x...pe barang...barang yg lepas xmo dikenang...gua da buang kt Uganda..da kene bom pon dgn pengebom berani mati...

Who do you really hate:
My ex-financial director..apesal gaji gua last month xmasok lg??

percaya atau tidak bolos saja dinding itu!!!

pcaye tak..

1. budak, aru nk masuk sekolah..beriyaaaaaaaaaa sgt nk g skolah...excited sapai blom mase skolah nk bukak...sibuk da tayang baju skolah kt jiran²?

2. mase memule masuk skolah ade yg nanges mgade xmo g skolah?

3. ade yg rase seronok skolah ye la kn...first time di alam persekolahan...

tp..percaya x...

1. skang budak da ramai ponteng skolah...lg besh lepak CC or pusat snuker..atau lepak surau mcm Hati Suka..kekekeke

2. buat mak bapak nanges and belasah cikgu..

3. seronok dtg skolah sbb nk buli kengkawan...

**time skolah..gua rase gua kategori nasyid pop dangdut...ngeeeeeeeee